Social Security: The Answer.

There is one simple solution to our Social Security solvency issue I think we can all embrace.We currently have too many people ON Medicare and not enough PAYING into it. The boomer’s are retiring…which leaves us only one option: A 2nd Baby Boom!! We need American’s to start sexing each other up to jump-start this economy.

But a dark clouds looms in the distance. The gays. They dont make babies, therefore, its almost impossible for them to contribute to this effort! But I think I may have figured out a solution to this problem: tax the gays!!

Now before you start emailing me hateful statements or throwing buckets of glitter on me from hanging gondolas, hear me out. When a man and woman get together, they can have babies. If two men or two women get together, they cannot. They can either use in-vitro fertilization (which is quite costly and not a viable alternative to the average person) or adopt (which is basically a human trafficking network of global baby redistribution).

The current birthrate of this country is 1.6million babies born per year. Now, The average cost of raising a child until age 18 (without factoring in college) is $222,360. That’s roughly $19,765,333,333 that is spent on children that gets injected into the economy every year. But it could be so much more!!

With almost 4.3 million Americans defining themselves as gay, lesbian, or bisexual, thats a ton of money that is never making it into the economy that could be. Simply put, every gay couple is basically two straight couples prevented from conceiving. The gays simply aren’t making the requisite number of babies needed to help float the economy. And that’s where my new tax comes in.

With the average cost being $222,360, and assuming a 2-parent home, this is $111,180 total per parent, or $6177 per year, per parent, for 18 years. Now, if we taxed all 4.3 million that same $6177 a year they would have spent anyways on a “fresh” child, that would be an additional revenue increase of $26,561,100,000 per year.

“But what does it all mean” you ask? Well, for one: Jobs! That’s right. Should President Obama’s jobs bill be passed, the average job will cost $312,500 to create. With the over $26 billion in taxes, thats just under 85,000 jobs created per year that this tax is in effect.

Can’t argue with math folks. Unless, of course, you’re in the Tea Party

-M-

Republicans are the joke…but its America that’s the punchline.

**please note, this commentary is meant for people with a basic understanding of human rights, ethics, and equality. so, if you are a Tea Party Republican, this isnt for you**

at this point, watching the news makes me want to blow my brains out. im sitting here, staring…because i honestly cannot put into words how i feel. ive never felt this way before…i dont know how to approach it. lets see why i feel this way:

1) GOP Sen. Mccain and GOP Sen. Grahm(sp? who cares) blast Obama and the “FAILURE OF THE UNITED STATES” for not doing MORE in Libya. ok, first…who are the rebels? do we want to support? to early to tell what their intentions are. second…if we HAD gone in, theyd be up his ass because, three, WE HAVE BEEN BOOTS DOWN FOR OVER A DECADE in iraq and afghanistan.

2) Republicans want to zero tax hikes, none. just cuts. ohh, ps…just cuts for the rich. Thats  right. the payroll tax is coming up for renewal and since Obama wants it, the GOP do not. what does the payroll tax cuts do? they save the average family about $2,200 a year in taxes…that money goes in YOUR pocket!! the catch? it only taxes the first $106,000 you make. SO if you make $35,000 a year…or $35million…its just the first $106,000 you get hit on. so who gets hurt by this tax going back up? The poor, lower classes, and middle class. Thanx GOP

3) the tea party is pure crazy. Rick Perry wrote a book 9 months ago calling social security, medicare, Medicaid, minimum wage, labor laws, and government funded education (loans, grants, scholarships, etc) as UNCONSTITUTIONAL. but now that he’s been called on it, he claims that “it is not a path forward, only a look back and is not to be construed as his views today.” wow…lots changed in 9 months, eh rick?

Bonus: Rick Perry has gone on record twice about Texas succeeding from the union. Thats who i want for president!

4) Mitt Romny. I could be here all day. to name a few:

• demolishing ONE of his homes, a $12 million dollar, 3000sq. ft. beach-front house to build an 11,000sq. ft. one because it is “not adequate for his needs”
• believes “corporations are people”
• made his fortune consolidating companies and firing thousands of workers.
• there’s more…im just blinded by disbelief right now and cant think straight.

5) WHERE ARE THE FUCKING JOBS?

6) S&P cited the downgrade of America from AAA to AA+ due to “bi-partisan brinkmanship,” and the “Republican’s use of the full faith and credit of the United States as a bargaining chip.” Thanx again republicans.

stay tuned…it’s going to get a lot worse before it gets any better.

-M-