Thanx for the jobs, Nature!!

good news friends, JOBS ARE HERE!!

thats right, Mother Earth has stepped up for us and did something that our politicians, god, or clean energy could not do…PROVIDE JOBS!!

Last week we saw an unprecedented earthquake hit the east coast. a few days later, hurricane Irene rocked the eastern seaboard from North Carolina up into Canada. It is clear that our Earth Mother is trying to help us out…trying to get us back on track!!

these disasters have left over 65 million people affected, canceled over 9000 flights, killed over 20 people, affected more than a dozen states, has left millions without power, and damage estimates are over $7 billion. (and thats not to mention the west coast wildfires, Mississippi river floodings, horrific mid-west tornadoes, or historic droughts in the south (costing the US over $32billion in damage)).

and who’s going to fix it all? WE ARE!! cant ship jobs like these oversees, republicans!

Nature is trying to send us a message, that she is here to help us, not hurt us! and this is the only way she can communicate with us!! think of all the jobs!! all the money poured into overtime for the utility crews working around the clock. over $7 billion will be spent to repair the widespread damage, making everything stronger, newer, better. the eartquake showed that almost all of our nuclear reactors are on the east coast…and woefully falling apart. that will cost billions and take the better part of a decade to fix. our highways systems disintegration was also illuminated by the quake, which will also cost billions to repair and years to accomplish.

jobs! jobs! jobs! politicians couldnt do it…they are too busy screwing America up. God couldnt do it because he is a character in a book. But nature steps in, and BOOM…jobs.

I, for one, am quite excited. All this time we thought Nature was pissed because of this whole “nurture” thing, or because humans still choose to ignore global warming. turns out, she was just trying to help this whole time. thanks mom :)

-M-